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gayjxde:

goforeverforworseorbetter:

goodbye-old-friend:

today i found out that apparently if you kill someone in international waters on an unregistered boat then throw the body overboard they can’t trace it back to any one legal system so you can’t be prosecuted for their murder

so what did you do today

the URL makes it so much better

(Source: wnterfelling)

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What's your career goal after college?
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Posted 1 day ago

hippist:

somethingabouttherunner:

hippist:

firewaterwindearth-spirit:

hippist:

OH. Well imagine ..

as I’m pacing the pews in a church corridor and i can’t help but to hear, NO I CAN’T HELP BUT TO HEAR AN EXCHANGING OF WO-ORDS.

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING , WHAT A BeAAautiful wedding said a brides maid to a waiter..

AND YES BUT WHAT A SHAME what a shame the poor GROOMS BRIDE IS A WHORE.

ID CHIME IN WITH A “Haven’t you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!”

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  1. fav character: [kills someone]
  2. me: aw
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primacdonaldsgirl:

pretending to study in front of ur parents like 

image

Posted 2 days ago

cloudy-dreamers:

Resting your head on the bus window, despite the vibrations causing mild concussion

(Source: cloudy-dreamers)

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chadleymacguff:

that is the most relevant thing Rita Ora has done with her career

(Source: mattsgifs)